Twenty-two reasons to join the VRWC.

Photos all taken from ZombieTime without permission. Imagine if I'd used photos taken by more than just one person... man, I'd never be able to sleep.

Painting by number. Categories are at bottom, so I don't have to type shit out multiple times.

01: Tally one for Bush is Satan and one for War is Evil. I dig the "embrace love" as an ironic contrast.

02: Tally one for Nazi Jew America. And wasn't that Hitler's slogan, too?

03: Tally one for Fuck America and War is Evil. And did you know that children can't register? Yup, it's an obscure statute, but you've gotta be 18.

04: Tally one for Nazi Jew America.

05: Tally one for Fuck America. This poster was runner-up for Osama's Favorite in the county art fair.

06: Tally one for Bush is Satan, one for War is Evil, and one for Nazi Jew America. There are a couple of extra details about this one, including (nonvisible at this resolution, sorry) remarks about "counterfeit Jews," which comes from the belief that the Jews we know are fakes, since the real Jews are blacks. Feel free to look it up. Additionally, there's the (oft repeated, though not represented well here) point on the evil money-grubbing capitalist Right. Of course, New York and California are stations for the left. In Manattan and San Francisco, the most espensive spots, the liberal concentration is at its greatest. Those extremely rich actor and actresses in Hollywood make up another liberal stronghold. And, as noted in my (very moderate) economics textbook, labor income (and not capital income) makes up the bulk of the income gap.

07: Tally one for Nazi Jew America.

08: Tally one for Fuck America. Add remark about how the liberal who made this wants our soldiers to die, yet probably claims that this sign is indirect support for our troops.

09: Tally one for War is Evil.

10: Dipshits who wear Che t-shirts are a pet-peeve of mine. This sheepish fucker wears it while toting a crappy poster complete with peace-signs for "O"s that says "Don't Follow Leaders." I'm choking on the irony.

11: Tally one for Nazi Jew America. The common idiocy of "No Blood for Oil" can also be seen. Many of these same idiots blame Bush for increasing gas prices. Maybe I'll elaborate later.

12: Tally one for Fuck America.

13: I know the photo is small, but the penis is smaller. Seriously, this is the smallest penis ever. No politics here, just penis-critique.

14: Tally one for Nazi Jew America and one for War is Evil. Hell, most of the attacks against Bush can be seen as attacks against America in general 'cause Bush is our elected representative, but fuck it.

15: Eh, this could have its own category, so just pick one. Apparently this bastard doesn't understand the concept of democracy. Democracy doesn't mean "I refuse to acknowledge officials or laws that I didn't vote for." Ya see, that defeats the purpose of law, of government, of democracy, et cetera. I don't buy that it's principle, 'cause the left had no outcry against Clinton just 'cause a majority didn't elect him.

16: Tally one for Nazi Jew America.

17: Tally one for Fuck America. Uhh.... and War is Evil unless it's against America.

18: Tally one for Fuck America. Without Churchill, I'd be speechless. " Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others..."

19: Tally one for Fuck America.

20: Tally one for Bush Draft.

21: Tally one for Bush Draft.

22: Tally one for Bush is Satan.

Bush is Satan. Now, the right tends to be more religious than the left. I'm agnostic, and there are surely religious liberals, but we'll stick to the general standard (aka "stereotype") that has led to a of Red states being called the "Bible Belt." As a liberal (atheist), shouldn't the devil either be considered neutral (non-existent) or even positive as anti-Christian and thus anti-Right? I mean... Would a homophobe leeringly yell "heterosexual" at homosexuals to insult them?
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War is Evil. What about the Nazis? These liberals show the Nazi sign (like Satan) as a mark of evil (despite the ties of Nazism to socialism). But, if it's as simple as "war is evil," then we shouldn't have stopped the Nazis from taking over the world -- which they otherwise would have. No one likes war. It sucks, and, despite what people say, it's not good for the economy (read any economics textbook that covers the issue) -- but it's not always better not to go to war. What about Osama? Is war against him also evil? And what about the radicals, Osama included, that preach of war against America? I've heard plenty that decry our war in Iraq, among others, with the logic that "war is evil," while preaching in support of other wars.
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Fuck America. Now, why would those crazy ol' hillbillies think that liberals hate America? A lot of this comes from those who are pissed that their candidate didn't win. But, that's ridiculous. Would these liberals really be happy if democracy, if voting actually failed? Would they be happy if there were only one party? I don't think anything needs to say about what a bad path that is. Or maybe this is just a hatred for groups liberals don't agree with or understand? Wow, so much for that tolerance they're always preaching. And, well, if the sentiment is just plain "fuck America," then, unless they're masochists, then (I hate to echo the overused cry, but) why don't they leave? Simple fact is that it's the freest and best here.
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Bush Draft. If you ignore that only democrats pushed for the draft, and Bush was against the draft the whole time, and that only democrats voted for the draft, and that vote was overwhelmingly defeated in Congress, well, then... wait, what possible reason was there for believing that Bush would reinstate the draft, other than liberals intentionally misleading themselves?
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Nazi Jew America. Okay... the Nazis tried to exterminate the Jews, and the USA defeated those Nazi bastards (with the aid of a small coalition of the willing, ahem). My mind simply boggles at the symbolism that aggressor, victim and defender are called one and the same. To be honest, as I always am, I simply don't know as much about the Israel/Palestine deal as I'd like to. Israel's claim that the land used to belong to Israel is weak. Still, Israel kicked Palestine's ass halfway into the last century, and it's hard to say that the loser should win. A good defense for Israel, however, comes from the fact that they've been historically persecuted. In Russia, for instance, or when the Nazis, you know, tried to exterminate them. Or how 'bout all of the anti-Semitism in modern-day France? Wanting their own haven is at least understandable.
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